ini adalah bayangan penulis semata-mata.tiada kaitan antara yang dah dapat offer letter ataupun belom.tidak menyindir mana2 pihak samada yang dapat pilihan pertama,kedua mahupun ketiga.
situasi 1
baby setahun jagung : uwekkkkkkkk-uwekkkkkk(menangis sakan)
darling : ishhh..anak kita ni menangis sakan ni bang.sakit telinga saya camni.
hubby : haaa..elok la tu.awak tau tak syg...dkt IIUM kuantan ad ditawarkan kursus ijazah sarjana muda audiologi.pelajar disana hebat-hebat!mungkin kita patut pergi selamatkan telinga awak.
darling : oh--saya syg abg juga.
situasi 2
jiran surirumah wanita :eh,anak awak menagis malam?sakit telinga tau! lain kali gunalah minyak ubat cap shushi dan lipas marathon.(buat2 caring)
suami jiran wanita :anak kami pun dah darjah 5 sekarang
darling :ape awak mengarut ni?sape tanya anak awak darjah berapa? BTW,anak kitorang tak nangis pun OKY???.anak kitorang karoke malam.(bangga)
hubby : a'ah kan syg?korang ni pekak la.pergila jumpa AUDIOLOGYST kat IIUM kuantan.semua pelajar2 kat sana bagus2 dan berdisiplin!
selamat mendengar semua.jagalah telinga hidung dan mulut anda seperti anda menjaga handphone,earphone dan charger hanphone anda sendiri.
tiba-tiba aku berada dlm mood comel sebntar bila TERtengok cerita AdaMaya yg aku TERdownload.
ini adalah angkara sahabat aku tu ingatkan aku pasal wallpaper gambar adamaya.(bukan saya)
dan tatkala aku dalam kecomelan,aku akan cari sesuatu yang comel untuk dipegang seperti teddy bear besar dan cute warna biru.
jap aku cari gambar teddy bear.
alrite...
alrite...
aku warna pink.teddy bear warna biru
"cute juga budak itu" sekilas terkeluar kata2 tu dalam hati.
okayla..lupakan pasal comel sebab semua budak-budak CFS yang dah grad dah dapat offer letter.
selamat mendaftar para pelajar IIUM sekalian.selamat meneruskan pengajian.dan tak lupa kepada pelajar universiti dan IPT lain juga.
oh ya!
dan bila teringat pasal uia dan comel,saya teringat pula pada icon comel CFS IIUM mahalah UKCII.legend dia ni.
comelnya itu tidak kira tempat.di tempat tidur mahupun di E-kafe.
tiada!! ulangsuara. NEHHI!!
mahupun insan yang mencabar itu digelar "KAK YAH KIOSKSSSZZ".
oky finally aku nak bgtau aku bukan mat jambu.sebagai bukti jap aku pasang lagu WALIBAND. tak pun ROBOT ASMARA.aku kan layan hardrock.
METALLICA?ACDC?? tak pernah dengar pun?band baru ke?jambu punya org la..
AHHH-HAAA!!
beliau masih belum menyedarinya...
haha..
pengakuan hari ini : sya ialah secred admire kepada >>>>>>>>>>>(secret)
disebabkan xde org yg aku admire tu kat cni,aku tulis la..
gile rinduuu maa...
ishhh...
penakut gile.haizzzz~
THE RULES: Once you have been tagged, you are supposed to wipe out my answers and supply your own. After, choose some people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.tag a bunch of people.
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology".
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology".
~~~~~~~FOODOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
dress code.mane aku tau.x makan salad lah!
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
of course secret recepies.fruits punch yumyum!
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
roti canai.tiap2 petang aku makan.sehat jek?
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
seafood n curry?
5. What do you like to put on your toast?
butter.gula.cheese.rotiboy!
~~~~~~~TECHNOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. How many televisions are there in your house?
2 helai.dlm bilik utama n living room
2. The color of your cell phone?
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
dress code.mane aku tau.x makan salad lah!
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
of course secret recepies.fruits punch yumyum!
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
roti canai.tiap2 petang aku makan.sehat jek?
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
seafood n curry?
5. What do you like to put on your toast?
butter.gula.cheese.rotiboy!
~~~~~~~TECHNOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. How many televisions are there in your house?
2 helai.dlm bilik utama n living room
2. The color of your cell phone?
my arwah 5320XM is black n blue.but my oldskool SE is PURPLE!girly u know~~
3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
apetu?hahaa...
4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has?\
3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
apetu?hahaa...
4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has?\
2.3 Ghz...bersamaan.............xtau.
~~~~~~~BIOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right-handed
~~~~~~~BIOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right-handed
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
gigi n contact lens
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
rak kasut kedai kasut you
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
supervisor aku slalu ketuk aku bila die marah.kira x?
~~~~~~~CRAZYOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
~~~~~~~CRAZYOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
yes
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
sir otto von firdaus.hahaha..classic wuwuwuuu~
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
yes yes yes!
~~~~~~~DUMBOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
termasuk yg baru beli smalam ade 3 jek.
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
ouh...ade kat cenfos dlu..dah lupa bila.
3. Last person you talked to??
sir otto von firdaus.hahaha..classic wuwuwuuu~
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
yes yes yes!
~~~~~~~DUMBOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
termasuk yg baru beli smalam ade 3 jek.
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
ouh...ade kat cenfos dlu..dah lupa bila.
3. Last person you talked to??
my mom.(dah mkn belom ni?)
4. Last person you hugged?
jeng jeng JENG!!!
~~~~~~~FAVORITOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. Season?
summer sunshine!
2. Holiday?beach or island
4. Last person you hugged?
jeng jeng JENG!!!
~~~~~~~FAVORITOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. Season?
summer sunshine!
2. Holiday?beach or island
beach at island
3. Day of the week?
Saturday
4. Month?
august
~~~~~~~CURRENTOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. Missing someone?
yep! +)
2. Mood?
3. Day of the week?
Saturday
4. Month?
august
~~~~~~~CURRENTOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. Missing someone?
yep! +)
2. Mood?
segan.nak msg tp xde point
3. What are you listening to?
keyboard? n serj tankian
4. Watching?
Laptop
~~~~~~~RANDOMOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. First place you went this morning?
dapur.lapar gile smalam.
2. What's the last movie you saw?
smalam ade police story kat tv
3. Do you smile often?
did i look like someone who love to smile?OF COURSE!
~~~~~~~OTHER-OLOGY~~~~~~~
1. Do you always answer your phone?
yes yes yes.maklumlah phone bru je hilang.sape call pn mesti angkat.
2. It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
not at 4 am..but 2 am...sape lagi kalau bukan @^!$@#
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
3. What are you listening to?
keyboard? n serj tankian
4. Watching?
Laptop
~~~~~~~RANDOMOLOGY~~~~~~~
1. First place you went this morning?
dapur.lapar gile smalam.
2. What's the last movie you saw?
smalam ade police story kat tv
3. Do you smile often?
did i look like someone who love to smile?OF COURSE!
~~~~~~~OTHER-OLOGY~~~~~~~
1. Do you always answer your phone?
yes yes yes.maklumlah phone bru je hilang.sape call pn mesti angkat.
2. It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
not at 4 am..but 2 am...sape lagi kalau bukan @^!$@#
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
all silver.seram gitu.haha..
4. Do you own a digital camera?
pernah ada.tp hilang.aiyaa...careless.
5. Have you ever had a pet fish?
4. Do you own a digital camera?
pernah ada.tp hilang.aiyaa...careless.
5. Have you ever had a pet fish?
yeppp.i love goldfish.ade ong!
6. Favorite Christmas song(s):
salam lebaran?
7. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
6. Favorite Christmas song(s):
salam lebaran?
7. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
please re-paint my car dad.i want silver.!
8. Can you do push ups?
kacang cap jari
9. Can you do a chin up?
xtau apekah itu.chin tu siku ke dagu?
10. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
8. Can you do push ups?
kacang cap jari
9. Can you do a chin up?
xtau apekah itu.chin tu siku ke dagu?
10. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
im all excited
11. Do you have any saved texts?
no.tp dalam arwah phone lama ade jek.
12. Ever been in a car wreck?
naaaahhh~
13. Do you have an accent?
jawa sket.ganu pun ada.utagha pn ada.
14. What is the last song which made you cry?
11. Do you have any saved texts?
no.tp dalam arwah phone lama ade jek.
12. Ever been in a car wreck?
naaaahhh~
13. Do you have an accent?
jawa sket.ganu pun ada.utagha pn ada.
14. What is the last song which made you cry?
lucky by jason mraz.
15. What are your plans for toninght?
balik keja mandi n tdo.im workaholic now.
16. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yes.
17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday:
flipflop.card reader.rotiboy.n Ron97 at Shell.
18. Have you ever been given roses?
x pernah la plak.
19. Current worry?
my status as uia students.n did she miss me?
20. Current hate right now
15. What are your plans for toninght?
balik keja mandi n tdo.im workaholic now.
16. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yes.
17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday:
flipflop.card reader.rotiboy.n Ron97 at Shell.
18. Have you ever been given roses?
x pernah la plak.
19. Current worry?
my status as uia students.n did she miss me?
20. Current hate right now
my ladyboss.
21. Met someone who changed your life?
ishhh..payah la...
22. How will you bring in the New Year?
21. Met someone who changed your life?
ishhh..payah la...
22. How will you bring in the New Year?
hangout..
23. What song represents you?
(s)aint by marilyn manson.
24. Name three people who might complete this?
23. What song represents you?
(s)aint by marilyn manson.
24. Name three people who might complete this?
err...zaty..sri...tu jek.
25. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
nop!kantoi ah gitu!
26. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
emmm...time skolah campur2 dlu la..now xde date.
27. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
no tatto. piercing pernah la..now dah xde.
28. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
InsyaAllah.tp payah laa..ishh..
29. Does anyone love you?
yo ma mama loveee me!!
30. Ever had someone sing to you?
yes yes.once.
31. When did you last cry?
shortsem 1st year.
32. Do you like to cuddle?
nop.
33. Have you held hands with anyone today?
xde pun.pegang penyapu jek.
34. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
i dont know.tp tiap2 hari my uncle pasang lagu metallica.
35. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
27. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
no tatto. piercing pernah la..now dah xde.
28. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
InsyaAllah.tp payah laa..ishh..
29. Does anyone love you?
yo ma mama loveee me!!
30. Ever had someone sing to you?
yes yes.once.
31. When did you last cry?
shortsem 1st year.
32. Do you like to cuddle?
nop.
33. Have you held hands with anyone today?
xde pun.pegang penyapu jek.
34. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
i dont know.tp tiap2 hari my uncle pasang lagu metallica.
35. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
very very very very old.n some new.
36. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
36. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
yep!
arini aku dpt sampul duit raya weii..
berkat usaha aku kerja 12 hari non-stop,dpt la jugak dlm RM.........................rahsia arr..hehhee
leh aku beli oakley frogskin idaman kekekekkee...
buat para pekerja-pekerja yang budiman.kerjalah sehingga dpt gaji pky?best wei dpt gaji!!
saya sayang bos saya!
selalunya aku x amik port sngat hal-hal dunia cmni..
bukan poyo tp aku ni mmg jenis x amik port hal org.
lagi2 hal berkaitan perang2 gaduh2 pukul2 tembak2 darah2 sakit2 nangis2...
TAPI!!
suatu hari aku duk layan berita harian online kat facebook.
terbaca la plak pasal kapal PENGANGKUTAN yg bawak bekalan kemanusiaan dan perubatan,Mavi Marmara kena serang.
saya highlightkan PENGANGKUTAN ye cik adik abg2 sekalian.sebab kapal tu xde senjata pun kat dek kapal.xde meriam xde pistol xde senapang xde lembing parang xde lastik.x berbahaya pun.polis jumpa tengah speeding pun x tembak arr kate budak2 Shah Alam.x mengancam keselamatan langsung.nama je mengancam.Mavi Marmara(macam Rock Balboa lak)
anak kapal yg kebanyakkannya SUKARELAWAN kena tembak.
ade tebunuh.ade yg tercedera.ade yg trauma.ade yg blur2 lagi.
SENSITIF WEI!
ape nama manusia camni
DAH LA TAK TUNJUK SIKAP MANUSIA,KACAU ORG LAIN NAK BERKHIDMAT SEBAGAI MANUSIA.
saya mmg panas x leh blah.panas hati lain mcm je mlm tu.
kemudian aku pn keluar dari kebiasaan.aku amik kesah pasal benda ni.
sebab aku adalah manusia yang masih ada sikap manusia.(bukan sebelum ni xde.kurang je)
ade org pernah bacakan kat aku dari kitab2 yg die pernah ade dan baca.aku ni pn bukan jenis membaca sangat.so,aku dgr jela ape org duk bebel kat aku.syok gak skali skala.
lebih kurang cmni la yg aku ingat:
"apabila kamu melihat kemungkaran,bencilah ia walaupun didalam hati."
SAYA BENCI ISRAEL.anda pula bagaimana???MACAM BIASA????cmne tuuuu??
free PALESTINE!!
(biasanya aku xde la bnyak sangat post kat blog.ni dah luar biasa ni)
bukan poyo tp aku ni mmg jenis x amik port hal org.
lagi2 hal berkaitan perang2 gaduh2 pukul2 tembak2 darah2 sakit2 nangis2...
TAPI!!
suatu hari aku duk layan berita harian online kat facebook.
terbaca la plak pasal kapal PENGANGKUTAN yg bawak bekalan kemanusiaan dan perubatan,Mavi Marmara kena serang.
saya highlightkan PENGANGKUTAN ye cik adik abg2 sekalian.sebab kapal tu xde senjata pun kat dek kapal.xde meriam xde pistol xde senapang xde lembing parang xde lastik.x berbahaya pun.polis jumpa tengah speeding pun x tembak arr kate budak2 Shah Alam.x mengancam keselamatan langsung.nama je mengancam.Mavi Marmara(macam Rock Balboa lak)
anak kapal yg kebanyakkannya SUKARELAWAN kena tembak.
ade tebunuh.ade yg tercedera.ade yg trauma.ade yg blur2 lagi.
SENSITIF WEI!
ape nama manusia camni
DAH LA TAK TUNJUK SIKAP MANUSIA,KACAU ORG LAIN NAK BERKHIDMAT SEBAGAI MANUSIA.
saya mmg panas x leh blah.panas hati lain mcm je mlm tu.
kemudian aku pn keluar dari kebiasaan.aku amik kesah pasal benda ni.
sebab aku adalah manusia yang masih ada sikap manusia.(bukan sebelum ni xde.kurang je)
ade org pernah bacakan kat aku dari kitab2 yg die pernah ade dan baca.aku ni pn bukan jenis membaca sangat.so,aku dgr jela ape org duk bebel kat aku.syok gak skali skala.
lebih kurang cmni la yg aku ingat:
"apabila kamu melihat kemungkaran,bencilah ia walaupun didalam hati."
SAYA BENCI ISRAEL.anda pula bagaimana???MACAM BIASA????cmne tuuuu??
free PALESTINE!!
(biasanya aku xde la bnyak sangat post kat blog.ni dah luar biasa ni)
ni aku bru bce entry abg HAN DRIFTER mse tu pkul 1 pagi.
sejak aku masuk uia ni kan...xtau la kenape aku ske sngat bce sal politik ni.
padahal dulu bukan main lagi tak suka.
politik ni kotor
dulu la aku ckp camtu.now aku dah ubah.
politik ni super duper lucu.
ni tahniah kepada sauudara HAN DRIFTER sbb entri die bnyak menyedarkan aku sal dunia politik yg setanding dgn rajalawak musim ke brape ntah,sumer cm bodoh jek aku tngok.tp abg bill bibir besor lawak gak la sebab muke die mmg semulajadi badut.die kentut bau jering peram pun org leh gelak lagi smpai lemas.
err..dah start merapu.oky.ni hal politik.oky yang lawak dlm entri abg HAN kite ni..aku review balik haaa anip?x kesah kan???kan??kan???
sejak aku masuk uia ni kan...xtau la kenape aku ske sngat bce sal politik ni.
padahal dulu bukan main lagi tak suka.
politik ni kotor
dulu la aku ckp camtu.now aku dah ubah.
politik ni super duper lucu.
ni tahniah kepada sauudara HAN DRIFTER sbb entri die bnyak menyedarkan aku sal dunia politik yg setanding dgn rajalawak musim ke brape ntah,sumer cm bodoh jek aku tngok.tp abg bill bibir besor lawak gak la sebab muke die mmg semulajadi badut.die kentut bau jering peram pun org leh gelak lagi smpai lemas.
err..dah start merapu.oky.ni hal politik.oky yang lawak dlm entri abg HAN kite ni..aku review balik haaa anip?x kesah kan???kan??kan???
- jet pejuang yang xleh terbang--memang laa.engin die kena curik bwk lari overseas.hahahhaa..lawak.baik buat kreta peronda jek camtu.gempak sket cm BATMOBILE ad sayap.
- kapal selam xleh menyelam???????hahahhaa..wtf..gelak sambil goling2 jatuh katil aku bce ni..apekes kapal selam xleh nyelam?takut lemas ke ape?ke pilot die fobia ngan laut masin?aduyaiiii...
- lesen judi bolasepak untuk tambah income negara...aduyaiii..dah jd negara kafir lak aihhhh malaysia kini.1 malaysia,1 agama.camtu?klau judi bolasepak dah legal,aku leh r lepak kedai 4D sambil tunggu num naik.x gtu?pastu dah dpt duit untung cukai judi bnyak t leh buat masjid baru..beli kereta baru..buat derma rumah anakyatimm..mulia sungguh..=P
- haa..ni kes lama..pompuan kena bom sampai berkecai tulang temulang leh jumpa identiti.gila lumat punya org pn leh cam...gile cepat pintar pintas abg baju biru.tp pembunuhnya x dpt?hahaha...mungkin sbb pengebom tu x berkecai lagi diorang xleh cam kut?
- budak kena tembak..kes baru ni..ade kaitan politik x?x kesah la ennn?sbgai driver sejati,aku xsuka la men tembak2 ni..ingat nyawa sama harga ke ngan nissan B11 ke?ishh...bek g tembak mat rempit duk race tepi umah aku.klau aku ad bom C4 mmg aku bom la mat sempit sekalian sampai lumat.baru senang abg rakan cop nak cam.
aduyai..bnyak lagi kes yg membuatkan aku terfikir sejenak lalu otot2 aku kaku seketika tatkala sedang menyusun stok kasut Emily Vuitton lantas sejenak kemudian aku tergelak sakan didalam hati.
ape nak jd ngan tanah air aku?hahaha...lawak wei..serius la sket bos2 besar woi..aduyaii..
(tempat kerja aku pn ad politik.antara supervisor.tp aku punya undi dah rosak.aku xde pihak.aku undi calon bebas.)
ape nak jd ngan tanah air aku?hahaha...lawak wei..serius la sket bos2 besar woi..aduyaii..
(tempat kerja aku pn ad politik.antara supervisor.tp aku punya undi dah rosak.aku xde pihak.aku undi calon bebas.)
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